do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number
they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor
you have real people who like you
i don’t say it often enough, but to all you lovely people who decided to follow me, thank you. it means the absolute world to me.
me around small children
oh my god
it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something
You have no idea how much this statement means to me.
This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…
THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS
I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head
kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
Best of Pete in 5.1
Steve Jinks: a summary
FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters :)
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.