BEING AT A CONCERT AND WANTING TO ENJOY EVERY SINGLE BIT OF IT BUT ALSO WANTING TO TAKE GOOD VIDEO AND PICTURES TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING
other people during winter:
i made a graph of my personality
I’m not a lesbian, despite what people may think, and yet this is very accurate for me as well. I’m not sure how, but yes.
when the teacher call you and your friend to the front of class
Me: *playing Tomb Raider*
Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend: Mind if I sit with you?
Me: *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
Grandmother: *sits* Thank you, dear.
Me: *continuing to play for about five minutes*
Grandmother: LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
Grandmother: THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
Grandmother: OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
Grandmother: STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
Grandmother: KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
Grandmother: OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
Grandmother: RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
Grandmother: OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
Me: *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
Grandmother: *sweet smile* Hmm?
Me: Grandma oh my god
Grandmother: *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
Grandmother: Kill them.
*cries violently* mY CHILDHOOD
it gives us hope
CAN THEY REDO THIS SHOW WERE THEYRE ALL IN COLLEGE
and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie
Just because I’m gay…
FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER